I Got No Nuts

Earlier today I was cleaning out my car and switching Sister's carseat from an infant carrier to a larger, transitional carseat. After about 30 seconds of work, I realized the girls were going to have to join me in the car while I worked so I could see them. I was having quite a bit of trouble with the new carseat and was getting frustrated. Having both girls in the car was only making it more annoying. The following conversation is the result of that frustration and my Child's odd sense of humor and imagination.

"Child, can you please not sit there?......Child do not try to squeeze past me, there's no room......Ugh! Child you are driving me nuts!"
"You got nuts, Mama?"
"Yeah I got nuts- you and your sister. You are both nuts! And you're making me nuts too!"
"No, Mama. God made all of us. And he gave us nuts. He gave me nuts, Sister nuts, Daddo, Grandma....but not you. God didn't give you nuts."
"Oh, I think he did- he gave me you and you are a nut!"
"No, Mama. You don't have any nuts in your life."
( I then proceeded to crack up, since with my husband being in the Navy there has been quite a lacking of, um....nuts....in my life.)
She looked at me, and rolled her eyes then said, "No, Mama. You just crazy."
More cracking up. Lots more.